Truthfully, not just moving to a new house and being busy caused me to quit answering the 31 day challenge questions. This question was particularly hard to answer because I haven't ever really had a "most embarrassing moment". I guess the top two "pretty darn embarrassing moments" will have to qualify since I don't have a really big one.
My mom is pretty dorky. I think most people are sometimes embarrassed by the loving, akward way moms can be in public, or even around other family members. Or, maybe my mom is just weird. Anyways when I was about 9 or 10 years old I walked out one Sunday morning in a really cute purple spandex-ish (kiley-ism) sort of feeling Limited Too dress. I thought I looked particulary cute because it was one of my favorite dresses. It was me, my dad, and my mom and she suddenly blurted out "Peter, don't you think Kiley neeeeeeds something?" and we looked at eachother, confused and back at my mom. He said "No, what?" and my mom responded "A BRA!" like, wow mom thanks! Thats not totally mortifying or anything to call me out infront of my dad who is the epitome of someone i'm not thrilled to share girl things with....
While on the topic of akward, embarrassing things for people to say infront of your dad, who probably wants to pretend you're still his "little girl"...The first time I ever learned about sex was when my mom sat me down on her bed and gave me a book to read. Now, this book was graphic people. The lady was fat, and so was the man and both of them needed a bikini wax like whoa. I was probably around the same age as the bra incident, and she left me ALONE to read this freaky book. "This is as close as two people can get" I remember reading. I came out of her bedroom ready to throw the book away and go hide from her, but she was standing outside of the bedroom and as we walked down the hallway my dad came by and she stopped him and said "Kiley just had her first sex lesson!" talk about embarrassing. Sex is the LAST thing I ever want to discuss with my dad. I'd prefer to pretend it doesn't exist.
It's funny these are my most embarrassing moments because I'm really not shy about sexuality (ask any of my friends) but there are just some people you don't discuss those things with and one of them is your dad!
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